nutfang season one movie
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Nutfang is not a plant nor an animal, a human nor a magical amulet, however, nutfangs are plant-animal-human-magic-like and will protect your space and valuables with their aura of happiness and awareness. Nutfangs make great gifts for people who need a little something who will stare back at them. Remember Our Motto: First there was nothing, then there was nutfang.
Nutfang Season One
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RULES
-Nutfangs are like snowflakes and no two are exactly alike.
-Nutfangs are not toys or for children under 10 as they are hand made art objects that do not like being chewed or choked on.
-Nutfangs are carefully made by hand of salvage and scrap leather, ceramic/bone/antler/agate/turquoise or gold plated fangs and have brass eyes. They are filled with fine sand. Most nutfangs are about 1.5-3" tall, 1.5-3" wide and home-made-cookie-like. Nutfangs are a little bit heavy.
-Most Nutfangs are made to order in PORTLAND OREGON please see the ORDERING page.
-Nutfangs are very good for traveling on car dashboards, in deep pockets, piled up in a giant jar or weighing down your papers and are not good for eating or chewing... a reminder.
FAQ's
these are real questions asked by real people. Please send me your real questions.
Q:WHAT DOES IT DO?
A:What does a teddy bear do? I want to know what makes you think it might do something.
Q:"HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS"
A: I misheard a friend say something about "nothing". I thought he called me a nutfang and I was so impressed.
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